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The Handless Ordeal

from God's Good Earth by Dead on Both Shoulders

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build it and build it but no dead souls
no dirt in the rough, no fence 'round back
pick it up and you're booted out of town

it's the goddamn handless ordeal
do you know what you signed up for today?
you better fucking hope you're in the net this time

might as well trade my fingers in for toes
might as well turn me yes' into nos
the good god above says no hands today
so you motherfuckers better be comin to play

god damn, yellow card
turn it red and i'll fucking eat you alive
i did not come to lose
i came to take the game and with it your life
figuratively of course, because you're living in

the goddamn handless ordeal
you signed up to eat shit today, son
and you know
oh you know i won't be feeding with my hands

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from God's Good Earth, released September 7, 2015

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